If I were
If I were cat,
I’d be afraid of people.
They’re so huge, so noisy and so aggressive.
They touch you all the time
And never let you sleep.
If I were cat,
I’d wear a strange name.
Sounds like Caesar or Hercules,
I don’t know exactly.
If I were cat,
My owner would offend me
And throw something heavy,
When I sit on his balcony.
If I were cat,
Every day I’d eat the same.
I hate this canned food
But my owner thinks I do love it.
Asshole, I don’t.
If I were cat,
My owner would feel jealous,
Cause this beautiful girl
Won’t pay to him any attention.
Why does she speak like a small child?
He would blame me,
That he can’t get her into his bed.
If I were cat,
I would stare at dogs,
Walking in the park,
Smelling each other, and think.
Would you rather be a dog?
If I were dog,
I’d be alone
And never find a friend,
Cause affection hurts.
If I were dog,
I won’t get over it.
I don’t wanna see tears
In rearview mirror,
When my friend drives me to vet.
If I were dog,
I don’t wanna die
Under his glance
And I don’t wanna him hesitate,
If to find a new friend.
If I were dog,
I’ll fear that I cannot defend
Our home from invaders,
Cause I’m not enough strong
And not enough brave.
If I were dog,
I’d hate Hatiko movie,
Respect Monmorancy
And afraid of the Baskerville.
If I were dog,
I would listen to millions of stories
From homeless under the bridge,
Wake up to the birds song and bark.
Would you rather be a bird?
If I were bird,
I’d believe in Phoenix
But fear to be burnt,
Sitting on electricity.
If I were bird,
I’d be famous
Of playing in Hitchcock’s film.
You saw me, one of the millions.
If I were bird,
I would build the weak nests
And unsuccessfully try to find
Birdhouses on trees.
If I were bird,
I won’t fly a lot
Because of the laziness,
Respect pigeons and laugh on carrots.
If I were bird,
I’d like to know, how it’s to swim.
I would jump into the water and ask,
Would you rather be a fish?
No, that’s why
I’m just a man.
No matter, who I’m
My thoughts and fears are with me.
Cat or dog,
Bird or fish.
They’d be the same,
Forever.
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