Shots of Wheatgrass
9:27 PM
Unknown Number: "Hey, Mellissa! You there?"
Mellissa: "What do you want now?"
Unknown Number: "I need to talk to you about something. I think Susie is cheating on me."
Mellissa: "What makes you think that?"
Unknown Number: "She keeps saying she's going to 'yoga,' but I saw a picture of her at a bar on Facebook with some other guy."
Mellissa: "Well, that's not good."
Unknown Number: "Yeah, but maybe she was just doing yoga at the bar?"
Mellissa: "What? No, that doesn't make any sense."
Unknown Number: "Oh, okay. Well, maybe she was doing shots of wheatgrass or something."
Mellissa: "That's not a thing, and you know it."
Unknown Number: "Hmm, maybe you're right. I'll have to investigate further."
Mellissa: "What are you going to do?"
Unknown Number: "I don't know. Maybe I'll follow her to her next 'yoga' class."
Mellissa: "You do that, and I'm going to hang up now."
Unknown Number: "Wait, Mellissa, don't go! What do you think I should do?"
Mellissa: "I think you should talk to her and ask her about it."
Unknown Number: "Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a good idea. Thanks, Mellissa!"
Mellissa: "Sure, whatever. Good luck with that."
Unknown Number: "Bye!"
Mellissa: "Bye."
Mellissa: (to herself) "Ugh, I can't believe I'm getting involved in this guy's drama. And why do I even care? It's not like anyone ever appreciates me. I work at a stupid cafe for minimum wage, and my parents don't even care about me. Maybe I should just change my number and disappear."
Unknown Number: "Hey, Mellissa! You there?"
Mellissa: "What do you want now?"
Unknown Number: "I need to talk to you about something. I think Susie is cheating on me."
Mellissa: "What makes you think that?"
Unknown Number: "She keeps saying she's going to 'yoga,' but I saw a picture of her at a bar on Facebook with some other guy."
Mellissa: "Well, that's not good."
Unknown Number: "Yeah, but maybe she was just doing yoga at the bar?"
Mellissa: "What? No, that doesn't make any sense."
Unknown Number: "Oh, okay. Well, maybe she was doing shots of wheatgrass or something."
Mellissa: "That's not a thing, and you know it."
Unknown Number: "Hmm, maybe you're right. I'll have to investigate further."
Mellissa: "What are you going to do?"
Unknown Number: "I don't know. Maybe I'll follow her to her next 'yoga' class."
Mellissa: "You do that, and I'm going to hang up now."
Unknown Number: "Wait, Mellissa, don't go! What do you think I should do?"
Mellissa: "I think you should talk to her and ask her about it."
Unknown Number: "Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a good idea. Thanks, Mellissa!"
Mellissa: "Sure, whatever. Good luck with that."
Unknown Number: "Bye!"
Mellissa: "Bye."
Mellissa: (to herself) "Ugh, I can't believe I'm getting involved in this guy's drama. And why do I even care? It's not like anyone ever appreciates me. I work at a stupid cafe for minimum wage, and my parents don't even care about me. Maybe I should just change my number and disappear."
Коментарі