I'm not your mom
wanna hear something?
Squirrel Squirrel
Can I know about you?
Shots of Wheatgrass
Friendship on the Rocks (and not the good kind)
are you ok?
I'm not your mom
              Mellissa Flynn • Italic
              Unknown • Bold
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                       1 2 : 5 1  A M

                    Unknown Number
                            Calling....

"Helllooooooooooo...."

                                                        "WTF! "

"..........."

                                              "Who's this? "

"I'm a goooood boy"

                  "yeah tell that to your mom"
                            
                    Call ended | √

                 Unknown Number
                         Calling.....

                                            "WHATTTT ? "

"But my mom is out of country"

                                  "So call her not me."

"I'm calling my mom."

                   "No Im not you mom ,bruh ! You dialed wrong number."

"But you look like my mom."

                       "How the heck you can see me through a phone call ?"

"Listen mom I can't marry Susie and she is prego...."

                           "Umm... Whats prego ?"

"P....R....E.....G....N....A....N....T.... .. PREGNANT !!"

                       "Wow.. You're an asshole "

"Language Mom."

                          "I'M NOT YOUR MOM !"

"Hey Mom *hiccup* I know I-I made a m-mistake but pleaseeeee.... Don't *hiccup* d-deny that I'm your s-s-son. your *hiccup* Dodo your lov-"

                          "Why are you crying ? and hey you Mister don't cry on me okay?  I didn't eat from morning...Im starving and also I'm suffering from depression. SO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DRUNKEN CALL ME AGAIN !!! "

"........"

                                             "Good night."

                       Call ended | √
                     
                    SWITCHED OFF
                          YES | NO





© Sarah Stewart,
книга «Accidentally Dialed».
wanna hear something?
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Rodney Kanher
I'm not your mom
Wow..it seems interesting so far 👏
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2019-07-19 10:37:45
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alvahmara
I'm not your mom
Hahaha I'm still wondering how he got his phone number 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
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2019-07-19 11:28:55
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Kyle
I'm not your mom
"You look like my mom" 😂😂OMG
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2019-07-19 14:58:27
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