Listen to me, land rats!
I'm a pirate, my place at sea,
I'm not a servant, a rat, a scum.
Fear the captain's wrath.
On Board my alcohol and gold,
I keep kings at Bay,
Over my head a solid reward,
But who wins? Ha ha ha!
I found captain Hook's treasure.,
Friendship I lead with a blue beard,
I can't be defeated by a common man.
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
В мечтах я такая уже тихонечко попивпю свою пина коладу где-то на Карибах, а в реальности - чижу, простите, жопой на стуле и пытаюсь заставить себя писать.